Gillette Mach3 Shaver

Back when I worked at drugstore.com I got a freebie Mach3 for some reason. Classic subsidized marketing; they pretty much give away the shaver and then charge like nobody's business for the blades. But here's the thing --- it's really a good shaver!

Who would have thought there was actually a difference with these things? But I have long since hung up my disposable razors and actually continue to shell out for new Mach3 blades every couple of months.

Still, I'm loving the Onion's F--- Everything, We're Doing Five Blades. You heard me—the second strip lathers!